Fun with Puns

Start the new year with PUNS!

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Your Turn:

Have any you dare to add?

 

8 Responses to Fun with Puns

  1. Rick Barry January 11, 2013 at 5:21 am #

    Puns involving cows can be very mooving or udderly terrible. Either way, I milk ‘em for all they’re worth.

  2. Mocha with Linda January 11, 2013 at 7:06 am #

    Love these. When I saw them last week there was one more which I thought was one of the best, although it took me a minute to get it:

    The earthquake in Washington D.C. was the government’s fault.

  3. Your Uncle Dudley January 11, 2013 at 9:48 am #

    The whole world dislikes a punster.

  4. angchronicles January 11, 2013 at 10:41 am #

    I’d like to try this pun thing…

    I am a mad poet
    resurrecting my writer’s life
    to shed light on the crazy divorce
    that separated me from my first love, literature.
    I am an adulterer, who cheated on poetry
    with a wealth of fiction writing about
    the feminist I am
    because I am not a mad poet.

  5. Jeanne January 11, 2013 at 12:15 pm #

    Punny. :) So, So punny.

  6. Patrick January 11, 2013 at 3:50 pm #

    Benny was warned by the Gypsy not to shave or he would turn into an urn. Benny shaved anyway and as they say, a Benny Shaved is a Benny urned.

  7. Karen Ball January 11, 2013 at 5:26 pm #

    Groooooaaannnn!

    As my hubby likes to say, “Pun spelled backward is nup, and enup is enup!”

  8. Peter DeHaan January 11, 2013 at 6:27 pm #

    Ever since the last iTunes update, my iPod hasn’t been syncing well at all!

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